Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
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