On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I am naked and annoyed.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize
