I bet he comes in French.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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