My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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