Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
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I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
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i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
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