Christians are straight up FREAKS
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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