How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
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the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
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Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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