I smell stomach acid.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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