This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
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I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
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Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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