Nicole vs. Life
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
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Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
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I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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