Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
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