We're like a lot better than the average bears
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
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Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
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i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
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