You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
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yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
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It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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