the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
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Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
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She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
wow bdsm is so cute
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