i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
it hurts more in the daytime
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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