You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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