I will die if light touches me.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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