love makes seman taste better
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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