Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
pray to the hookup gods
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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