Walk of Shame. In a state park.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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