Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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