I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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