you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
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If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
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The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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