the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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