I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
how does that bad decision feel?
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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