those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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