I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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