I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I came so hard my ears popped.
do nipples grow back?
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