as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
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I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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