You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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