i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
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She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
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He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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