you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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