come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
you will always have a special place in my vag
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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