sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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