What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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