i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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