Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
If I die, sorry about rent.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Randomize
