okay pat passed out under dana's car
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
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