I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
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someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
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the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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