Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Two words: nipple clamps
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