This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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