its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
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just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
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Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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