quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
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