what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
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We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
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And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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