A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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