What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
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Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
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dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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