Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
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First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
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There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
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