she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
