Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
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this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
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So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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