This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
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I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
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I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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