Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
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I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
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How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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