it hurts more in the daytime
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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