I am puke
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
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Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
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the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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