How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
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