He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
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